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$MUSKS
Two balls. One downward trajectory.
The memecoin to short Elon Musk. Every rocket crashes. Every stock rugs. This one's for the fade.
01 / The Thesis
All his companies are going to zero. So are these balls.
Tesla → 0
The robotaxi doesn't exist. Never has. FSD is a screensaver.
X → 0
Advertisers left. Timeline is bots arguing with bots.
SpaceX → 0
Rockets that blow up on schedule. Ambitious!
02 / Etymology
Yes, "musk" literally means testicle.
We didn't make this up. The word musk traces back to the Sanskrit muṣka — meaning "testicle" (literally "little mouse"). The name stuck because the perfume was harvested from a gland on the male musk deer that, anatomically, resembles exactly what you think it resembles.
Merriam-Webster · Etymology
"Middle English muske, from Anglo-French musc, from Late Latin muscus, from Late Greek moschos, from Persian mušk, from Sanskrit muṣka — 'testicle,' diminutive of mūṣ 'mouse.'"
Wiktionary · musk
"From Sanskrit मुष्क (muṣka, 'testicle'), so named because the musk gland of the male deer resembled a scrotum."
Plural: musks. As in, a pair of them.
03 / The Signal
The streets are talking.
04 / Contract
Grab the balls.
$MUSKS is a memecoin with no intrinsic value and no expectation of financial return. This is a joke about a billionaire. Not financial advice. DYOR.